Assalam 3alaykom wa ra7mat allah wa barakato




hello brothers &

Life Insurance:

A contract
that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich






Nurse:

A person who works up
to give you sleeping pills







Lecture:

An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through the minds of either







Conference:

The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present







Compromise:

The art of dividing a cake
in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece.







Dictionary:

A place where
success comes before work







Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on







Classic:

Books, which people praise ,
but do not read








Smile:

A curve that
can set a lot of things straight








Office:

A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life








Yawn:

The only time
some married men ever
get to open their mouth








Etc.:

A sign to make
others believe
that you know
more than you actually do







Committee:

Individuals
who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together






Experience:

The name men
give to their mistakes








Atom Bomb:

An invention
to end all inventions







Philosopher:

A fool who
torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead









Diplomat:

A person who
tells you to go to hell
in such a way that
you actually look forward to the trip










Opportunist:

A person who
starts taking bath
if he accidentally falls into a river








Optimist:

A person who
while falling from Eiffel tower
says in midway
"See I am not injured yet" hahaha









Miser:

A person who
lives poor so that
he can die rich








Father:

A banker
provided by nature








Criminal:

A guy
no different from the rest....
except that he got caught








Boss:

Someone who is
early when you are late
and late when you are early









Politician:

One who
shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence after







Doctor:

A person who
kills your ills by pills,
and kills you by bills















hope U enjoy it